Pew Sheet – 31st May 2026

Random Notes DXXX

(More less than gripping newspaper stories)

An injured duck was found on Friday night. It died at 9:30pm with a policeman present.

Cows escaped from a field last week.

Worker cuts finger.

A window in Torquay cracked when a seagull flew into it.

Rev. David Wood, vicar of All Saints Church, rode his bicycle to a coffee morning.

A pair of shoes were found dumped in a garden. The Police have been informed.

A toilet roll was set on fire in a men’s lavatory. P.C. Woods of Dorking Police, reported that during the incident, the toilet sustained smoke damage, especially to the toilet roll holder.

Thirty passengers on a new ‘eco-friendly’ coach were locked in it for 10 minutes. The driver had gone to consult a manual as he didn’t know how to switch the lights on.

A housewife reported to police that all the washing had been stolen from her line, however, she rang back later to say she’d found it.